You consider your own interpretations to be canon, and can't even express these opinions without resorting to childish insults. Your personal views are true and perfect and unbiased, and any who attempt to discuss these issues with you are rude, ignorant and unworthy of debate.

There's no movie. There's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life.

What, a racist caricature based on a kiss? That's a bit silly.

I really like that poster.

The first half of Season 2 was fun. Especially the episodes where they go to Earth-2.

"You have more than 6 lines in the movie."
"Sold!"

I'm guessing he'll be more memorable as Goliath then as news guy.

I can't believe Elizabeth was 20 years ago.

Yeah, but it's not like they were going to make another Hulk movie anytime soon.

Flight of the ConThors

Just as long as he doesn't turn his back on Joe Pesci…

Yeah, Billy Joel said that. And he's an atheist.

Apparently daylight doesn't exist in this universe.

Bad news. Vince ain't doin' the movie.

Oh no you di' int!

I felt the same way when I saw The Naked Gun last week.

Hey, at least you admit that your interpretation is not the definitive one.

I think it's because he's the only one with a secret identity. I mean, Iron Fist should have a mask, if only because I don't think Danny's past/powers have been revealed to the public yet.

Oh, I meant that in terms of critical and fan reaction, it was not particularly well-liked. Although, yes, a lot of people saw it.

That's in Manhattan. Spider-Man's in Queens.