Thank God Chris has his amnesia-proof shirt on.

Literally no one does this because no one dreams of being a punter.

I really hope Rob Corddry shows up on that boat.

(In Madden)*

Look, Kluwe...I won’t punt footballs, and you don’t make Deadspin jokes, okay?

J-A-I-L-O

Cosby immediately given honorary degree by Florida State

Report: Eli Manning has also injured himself in a sparkler accident.

“attempting to conceal himself and a black firearm in a nearby plant.”

1- I’m just imagining him holding a small plant pot in front of his face, and thinking to himself ‘This is fucking brilliant’ /self high-five.

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

NBCSN reports that some meddling kids and their dog will hold a press conference at 8pm PDT

I haven’t seen an organization distance themselves this much from a Mike Richards since the Laugh Factory.

I’ve had a few incidents On The Border, but luckily I’ve been able to make it home and to the bathroom in time.

You’d have to be going very fast for the air passing a fin to actually have much of an impact. Probably so fast that if you had to stop you’d be fucked.

No, he's used to driving cars with more sophisticated technology than your grandmother's '78 Caprice. F1 is the pinnacle of motorsport, NASCAR is exactly at the other opposite end.

Oh I caught the Ali G reference I just took the quote out of context so someone would reply. Just like a professional news channel.......

I wonder how many people in the world didn't catch the Ali G reference.