sgammans
Professor Moriarty
sgammans

That's what I thought too. Everyone hates on the CrossTour, but although I think the BMW versions of the idea are horrible and frightening, not so much the Honda. It reminds me of late '40's sedans. Taller and rounder than cars now plus the fastback. Looks comfy.

From hell's heart I slap at thee.

Your navigation screen that's stuck displaying the Land Rover logo isn't broken, it's the diagnostic computer displaying what's at fault with the car.

The all-aluminum- excuse me, aluminium ones are awesome. The bigger car put down 0-60 times close to the S-Type R of the same era. And was not an S-Type.

She looks sexy in a mean sort of way.

These cars are NOT nightmares.

They really aren't Jaguar reliability at all. They're more like a Ford, in a good way.

My father, mother, and brother all own the aluminum bodied XJ8L Jaguars. My twin brother's is actually a Vanden Plas.

I felt like driving a Jaguar at age 28 would have prematurely aged me - and, my

Beautiful. The X350/X358 XJ has aged really well. And despite being a Jaguar, it's actually a lot more preservable than what else was selling at the time, such as the E65 7-Series, the W220 S-Class, and *definitely* the D3 A8...

Late model 2001 E38 740i M-Sport. This particular shot is porn.

For four minutes and forty-nine seconds, cynicism eluded me. This is all kinds of wonderful.

That's way too apples-to-apples. You gotta say you can buy this 5 year old Mustang for the same price as a 2015 Sienna. Then he'll bite.

So I can buy this 5-year-old Mustang for the same price as a 2015 GT? Somebody call Tavarish.

I work at a shell station and I see one of these fill up every three days or so. I didn't know much about it until I spoke to the owner. He seemed overly excited to tell me all about it and was extremely happy that I took notice in his car. Corrado owners are very proud people, I think they deserve it though.

Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.

When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

I finally found the awesome WB-57 picture that I wanted to share when I first read this article.