I feel so bad for her and anyone who is literally suffering from pain.

She was born into it, meaning that if she wants to see her family at all for the rest of her life and avoid having them be punished with grueling labor on the RFP, she’s more or less stuck there. She’s not a Cruise or Travolta where they’re advocating for the church.

He gave a beautiful, nuanced performance and fuck it, so did Thandie Newton - WHOSE NAME THEY MISSPELLED WHEN THEY SHOWED HER IN HER CATEGORY.

Lead Actress in a Drama Series

She’s tremendous. I binged the Leftovers not long ago and she’s so damn good as Patti.

When Ann Dowd won I didn’t think I could get any happier. But I did. This was an excellent Emmy Awards. Capped by Margaret Atwood coming onto that stage.

She’s a fucking superstar! I love that woman,and her whole outfit takes the night. Between her and Michelle Pfeiffer, I’m wowed by the older ladies this evening.

You’d think with two impossibly beautiful parents she’d end up being blah, but no, instead she’s impossibly impossibly beautiful.

Jesus, how the hell did you fit the car into that spot without hitting the other cars?

I feel your pain. Here in Palo Alto the street sweeper comes at 10 AM on Tuesdays, so I... don’t do anything. Because I’m at work, with my car, at 10 AM on Tuesdays.

It’s all about who you know.... you blow... blows you

I’m partial to dickhole rather than dickwad. Anybody else want to weigh in?

This administration is just one enormous facepalm.

“faking her way through her period by putting squirrel blood on a Kotex pad”

Not even the first time- she turned down a $10M offer from Clive Davis to let him swap out five songs on My December for ones he thought would sell better.

Maybe now that he’s got 5 years of job security in place, he’ll be a bit edgier.

I had stopped watching the Daily Show as recently as last week. I told myself the correspondents were worth watching, but just couldn’t anymore because of Noah.

Does Trevor Noah make anyone else want to zzzzzzzz take a nap?

And that, my friends, is what integrity looks like in the wild.

Kelly Clarkson says she turned down millions of dollars just so she wouldn’t have to share song-writing credit with Dr. Luke.