You assume the good guys will show up to vote.

She’s a faux queen. Which is a thing.

I saw this from Patton Oswald’s twitter, and I agree, I think Carrie spoke through this person.

RIP Debbie Reynolds.

Wow, substance abuse while pregnant can have negative effects on children? I’m shocked. SHOCKED I tell you!

Paul Ryan feels the same way.

After all that conversion therapy, you’d assume he wouldn’t be fucking those men.

Wet undies? The beta males voted for Trump!

I’m sure Trump will appoint him to his cabinet.

Don’t blame Gary Johnson. Blame the people who looked at bigot sexual predator Trump and thought “sure, I’ll vote for that.”

Seems to be a mini bottle of liquor.

Is she a fan of Carly Rae Jespsen?

Scamming rubes is what Trump does best.

Oh, they brought their own.

Or more of this and MORE car spotting videos.

Oh brother. Get a hobby/life.

Lol do you ever get tired of being a bitter troll?

At least we still have Nathan Adrian

Right, because the same thing happened to Sarah Palin.

Grew up in Santa Moncia. Happy this icon is getting its due.