I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

I didn’t realize how fucking delicious it would be to see Marco Rubio getting ripped a new one by his constituents, especially the teenage constituents. I literally swelled up with pride when watching them challenge him and Dana the gun lady face to face.

Rubio’s sad broken face during this townhall gives me so much pleasure.

#notallvases.

As soon as Ohio gets off her shift she will join the and fray whoop the shit out of both of those state-shaped retirement homes.

Arizona is going to drunkenly challenge Florida to a fist fight in a Waffle House parking lot at 2am for the title of who’s the biggest national embarrassment 

I’ve posted this before, but...

People keep seeing ‘they’re trying to stop her abortion’. And thats all well and good...but its not the biggest issue.

Fun fact: Comedian Christopher Guest, who wrote, appeared in and sometimes directed such classics as This Is Spın̈al Tap, Waiting for Guffman, and Best In Show, inherited a title and became Baron Haden-Guest. He took it seriously and dutifully attended sessions of the House of Lords until they changed the rules and…

“Hi folks instead of jumping the broom tonight I’ll be jumping this redheaded chimney sweep , Chim chim cher-oo motherfuckers!”

Okay first, personally: HOLY GOD. That poor woman.

Today, we are all this manatee:

“Wait, we can swear?” - the previous 157 victims

Whenever I hear a President/CEO/leader talk about how much space there is between them and an indecent like this, I always reflect back to an event that happened as I joined the Army.

A good thing to see after reading/hearing all of these brave, gruesome statements:

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

Sharon Stone is a gift we don’t deserve. That cozy sweater, on the other hand, is a gift I do deserve.

So will this earn him that dreaded “Difficult To Work With” label that results in your acting career going down the shitter, or at least leaving you glad to get roles in Lifetime movies? Or does that rule only apply to female performers who refuse to do nude sex scenes or touch the director’s pee-pee, not dudebros who…