He’s a combination of Winston Churchill and a shady New York drag queen, which is the kind of leadership our world needs right now. He’s amazing.

They have a closet full of animatronic blondes. Wait, band name?

That blonde woman on the couch on Fox - has she always been the female host on that show

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

I think the GOT death rule is that nobody’s dead until you see them die, and even not then. Light a candle for my ginger prince, tho. He needs to make those giant babies with Brienne!

I hate to take 45's side on anything, but I wouldn’t want to fucking talk to Mitch McConnell either.

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

Sort of timely, what with the series on Lacey Peterson coming up...but I remember seeing an interview with Scott Peterson in which he said Lacey knew about his affair and was cool with it. An eight months pregnant woman was cool with her husband having an affair? When I was eight months pregnant my husband got a…

And I was raised Mormon and still am on the records, so technically smoking is against my religion and drinking. I shouldn’t have to pay insurance to provide people help for illnesses caused by smoking or drinking.

Cbs- Caucasian Boy shows.

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

I’ll let the master take it from here.

So to summarize, ICE is actually ruining the promising futures of young men who came to this country as children, worked hard, and thrived. Meanwhile, the DOJ is busy investigating the tragic plight of the white kids ‘discriminated’ against in college admissions. And over at the Dept of Ed, DeVos is clutching her…

As a kid, I had asthma. Medication back then wasn’t’t particularly effective, tasted awful, and had significant side effects. I spent many long nights fighting for breath, checked in by parents who tended my humidifier and their worries with regularity, wondering if I would die.

Suspicious? As in anyone a shade or more darker than Vanilla Bean ice cream?

The immediate change of tone in his voice when he realizes who she is.

We say the 5, not the I-5.