Zod on his way out the door: “Oh. One other thing. If you guys ever have kids, and one of them, when he’s eight years old, accidentally tried to dominate the planet using a violent miliary coup... go easy on him.”
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*Zod plays death metal, crowd covers their ears*
“Yo Zor, Zor! It’s your cousin Marvin, Marvin-El! You remember that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to this!”
“Zod comes along, who is more like a father figure [to Lyta], and they start to grow closer together.” He also teases that Lyta starts to fall under Zod’s sway—after all, “he is a charismatic, manipulative kind of guy.”
Take a dollar, throw away a banana! C’mon George Michael!
So MoviePass loses money on each person, but they make it up in volume. Got it!
HRNNNNNNIT’S BAYUNN AWHYULLLE
That’s like arguing that vomiting is better than diarrhea.
Hold on now. Human?
I hope the judge awards them every dollar he has. Jones is human garbage.
Plyaoff Dwyane Wade!
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Matt Gerardi’s choice is the only one that gave me pause, because the way the word ALIEN comes into view, line by line, is absolutely terrifying. But the right answer is Shadow of the Vampire. Gorgeous and completely unsettling.
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This week’s Q&A tackles an important cinematic question:
The 13th Friday the 13th, starring Jason Statham, Jason Momoa, Jason George, Jason Mantzoukas, Jason Bateman, Jason Alexander, Jason Sudeikis, Jason Schwartzman, Jason Ritter, Jason Priestly, Jason Mewes, and Jason Segel with music by Jason Derulo.
the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito
That Vicar Amelia is fabulous. I would pay for that person to scare the shit out of trick-or-treaters coming to my house on Halloween, bonus if they play the scream.
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The Chicago Comic & Entertainment Expo, or C2E2, was held between April 6-8 and The Portrait Dude was in attendance…
How much more dark could these crimes be? The answer is none. None more dark.
No, he’s saying Ingram left his wallet in El Segundo and had to go back to pick it up.