Yes you are:

You’re only supposed to set your clock forward one hour, friend.

You forgot the part where they took all the functionality out of the notifications window by mashing everything into on big list. Why would they do this!?

I’d say she was being hypocritical if she had said that, like, yesterday.

Gotta disagree about CM not coming across as intelligent or witty. I’d say some of his lyrics arguably qualify. I would not go so far as “intellectual” but the guy seems to be no dummy.

I’m just gonna say it: I like Coldplay. I think Chris Martin seems like a really nice, sweet, nerdy guy AND I think he’s cute. I think themed parties are fun no matter how old you are. That’s it.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

I have a thousand hours in Destiny, and I am totally OK with this. Destiny was not Mass Effect. It’s not like my character made decisions that affected the story (what little story there was). I’m totally cool starting over in what I hope is a more story-driven, character-focused game!

I bet you call your kid a “pussy,” don’t you?

I bet you call your kid a “pussy,” don’t you?

It looks like Willem Dafoe doing Meryl Streep cosplay while reprising his role as the Green Goblin from Spiderman.

Just looking at their roster, I don’t know how they’re going to succeed with only 2 Point Guards. They should look to add 2 or 3 more before the deadline ends. That’s how successful teams are built, right?

He and Jake the Snake were my two favorites growing up. RIP.