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No offense to Al, because all that’s available to issue a draft grade on his dog is this video, but those

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

Here’s my impression of the average Washington Post commenter and my reaction.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

I’m amazed they included that flavor as a part of this competition, considering it’s a regular flavor of another major chip producer, but okay. This is for me:

I would totally watch “My Left Foot” or “Shindler’s List” if they remade those with motorcycles.

Yes, it basically feels like 21 Jump Street on motorcycles. But I’m completely OK with that.

Nice to see Jimmy Kimmel still isn’t funny.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

There’s obviously a boatload to criticize the fanbases of those two programs for but I never, ever got the sense that they acted any differently than the fanbases of any other big deal football school would in the exact same situation.

Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.

Better Off Dead reference?