“Lemme get extra cheese-on-tohp.”

33 Heart Attacks and counting...

That’s what happens when you live in Wisconsin.

When Jahlil checks his bank account...

I love poo jokes.

Boyd should take over Mike Pereira’s job, fucking ASAP.

Are you concussed Tom? This same story was posted this morning.

“Honey, take your socks off, NOW.”

Because Kobe and Ron Artest are such ideal…

“Hi, I get paid 6-figures to purely speculate about in-game play call reviews, blown calls, pointless hindsight and NFL clothing regulations. I love my fucking job.”

I have no idea what Rex is saying when he talks, I just get lost in his mammoth teeth when his mouth moves.

Kevin’s prahbably jehrkin’ off to tha stahts tonight, like awhh yeahhhhh.... (IDK IF UR FROM BOHSTON BUT I LIKE TO THINK YOU ARE)

Carson “Tip-Slip” Palmer

-1

He plays catch, kneels on command and doesn’t like black people. Yep, he’s a dog fer sure.

If only Ryan Mallett had REMEMBERED to set his alarm clock and/or charge his phone.... OH and leave the house on-time to beat traffic...

State Farm curse.

Or.... PLAY ONE WEEK FANTASY LEAGUES ON FANDUEL AND/OR DRAFTKINGS!

Johnny Manziel can do no wrong, I think the NCAA taught us that a while ago.

I’m not sure if this is a State Farm commercial or a Badgers game?