Yep. They all manage to not get the face right. Their designs range from nightmare face to cheaply made face. 

I can’t have this on my desk, just looking at it makes my ovaries hurt.

My immediate thought as well. They didn’t get the face right.

Right?  That gif at the top he just looks... soulless.

I mean, we totally saw this coming.

That was my thought - but maybe that’s because I just put a “cadence sensor” on my bike, which monitors my peddle cadence.

that’s what I figured. Referring to rhythm of the shoppers moving around the store, not necessarily how excited kids are sounding about toys. Because, honestly, kids sound super excited for about five minutes about anything they haven’t seen before.

As somebody who does project management as part of my job I can confirm that I use bullshit phrases like “meeting cadence.”

I think in the shopping analytics field, it also refers to how long they linger at certain areas of the store. (In other words, which items or displays in the store attract attention for longer than others.)

...cold, dead ears*

That place looks like a nightmare. Everything is soulless and terrifying.

Did... did a Funko Pop write this? 

I’m hoping Noah Hawley can bring a level of intellectualism that’s been missing from this batch of films, but I hope he carries over:

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

“Gonna be pretty wild to see what they do with 8 minutes of footage to wrap up 40 years of a character...”

Michael “Tank” Ellis from Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future (played by Sven-Ole Thorsen) has always been in the back of my mind.

That set looks like the inside of Moya from Farscape.

Phage, you say?

Glad to contribute!  And to be back after a 10-yr hiatus from once being a prolific commenter.

Part of your argument is flawed, given that the NT and NT mini were both jailbroken (by the guy who made the system for Analogue) to play all of the following: