in all of my jez march madness history have i ever seen a poll be so dominated for getting a raise.

I think Duane Johnson’s introduction of Lin-Manuel Miranda shows that he should host.

In the song “Vertigo” Bono sings uno, dos, tres, CATORCE. Many people think he’s just counting to four but he’s actually singing 1,2,3, 14!!!! which makes no fucking sense.

Besty Devos will be a grate Sceritary of Edacashun!

British person here. We are pretty much rubbing our hands together with glee at the prospect of a Trump visit. Every comedy show is endlessly mocking him and even the newscasters are saying things like”we tried to find someone who supports Trump but we couldn’t find anyone” (this happened twice just in a week). He is…

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

I believe Hunter is generally referred to as “Vaping Congressman Duncan Hunter.” It’s in the Style Guide.

Did your professor also have a string of pearls hung next to the article for people to clutch while they read it?

nah

ugh so majestic

I need the Immigrant Song playing to properly appreciate this gif.

I wonder if Viking Cats were ancestors to Norwegian Forest Cats?

Yes, cats were absolutely domesticated to guard human food. That’s it!

fucked up

It’s hard to know how to feel about this one. I was in college at the same time as Parker and though this is in no way an excuse, how people thought about consent was not as evolved at that time. Anecdotally, about half of my female friends (myself included) had sexual experiences where we were too intoxicated to give…

The Four Rules

What’s not funny about it is that it’s coming true, but in 5 years, not 500.

His Batmobile broke down with engine trouble, and when he got out to inspect the car, it was struck by a Toyota Camry, and then his own car hit him.

Yeah it might be time for me to get one of those. It did land flat on the screen, but some cases likely could have prevented that.

Yeah it might be time for me to get one of those. It did land flat on the screen, but some cases likely could have…

I just gave away a Volt. The OVERWHELMING advantage of the Vibe is the storage- its the only sub- $300 Virgin phone that can install 99% of apps to the SD card. The Volt and Optimus and even the $200 Supreme all fill up their harddrives after 5 -10 apps. The Hydro lets you install XCOM, the World Ends With You, and…

I just gave away a Volt. The OVERWHELMING advantage of the Vibe is the storage- its the only sub- $300 Virgin phone…