Terrible video is terrible.

I'm not even a big kung-fu fan, but I'm excited about The Man with the Iron Fists and how ridiculous it looks from the trailer.

Love the stock art with this article.

Man I want to go to Reykjavík...

Phht! Wake me up when I can ride my Unobtanium ship to The Core.

I always thought this would be how we would get the Internet in the year 3000.

Glad somebody else caught that, too!

"It's hard to conceive, but there was a period of time when the Star Wars franchise wasn't the merchandising juggernaut it is today."

Why did the dead cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Bravo, technology. Bravo.

Gaw, thanks!

Nah, the shadows are all wrong!

I agree with spacechampion. Do you have a link or published story about this claim?

I remember having a few of these comics as a pre-teen/early-teen. There was something so erotic about them, something that was almost cooler than coming across your parents' stash of Playboy because it was a comic and you were allowed to have it (even if your parents did know about the Elves dancing nakedly in the…

"[B]ut for now, let's be glad this flash happened on Jupiter, and not here on Earth."

Coupled with the resounding score, I just wanted to sit at my desk and cheer, "Go crabs! Go!"

Loved how there was a Southern Comfort ad on the page right above the video; the only part of the ad that I could see during the clip was the "Please drink responsibly" fine print.

Will there be a Hero of Canton gamepiece? Oh, wait, I'm getting my franchises confused...!

That'll be a story to tell your kids: "Yeah, I was one of three people in the United States to contract the Black Death in 2012."

You forget that this was a government-issue toothbrush.