The "Italian tuneup" doesn't work on Chevys...

They were doing a test drive, and had to get it into 7th gear. That's why they had to get it to that speed... the customer is blowing this out of proportion, we have an engineer coming, and we'll be taking care of it.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Nightmare scenario. I hope this guy gets a brand new Vette and a shit-ton of other perks included.

This proves my theory that Top Gear US should have just been Leno, Carolla, and Sienfeld shooting the shit and driving cool cars.

Don't you mean leased popular post?

SPLOOSH!

It leads to the totally valid question of "what else are they doing?"

Pizza guy.

All the more reason to buy the Ford Focus ST

Who the fuck bought and drove a FGT because of fuel economy? Seriously?

MPGs? Really?

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Fuck that. Eat that bitch.

Pulled into a gas station? Was there no fireworks factory nearby?

yeah, y'all wouldn't understand, it's a jeep thing.

You just can't get 8 year olds with a work ethic anymore. Fuck you, Bangladesh.

Maybe they just wanted the positive vibes of dressing like the best college football team of them all: the Oakland Raiders.