Stay away from the clam chowder.

You forgot babies suffocating while playing with plastic bags or drowning in a bucket left in the kitchen.

Sadly, We live in a western country where the hospitals don't use dirt floors and have electricity, running water and modern infrastructure. Malaria and communicable diseases are managed with sanitation, inoculations and common meds. Africans are more "deserving" because they are ignorant, superstitious and don't…

Does the plan come with sticks and marsh mellows?

Big black sedan with suicide doors.

No doubt. WTF has Mazdaspeed been doing for the last 5 years? Mazda will only be selling these to middle age secretaries if they don't come in with at least 175 hp/170 lb ft.

I have been waiting to replace my (tired - supercharged) '90 Miata with a new one. Now I am not so sure. The new model weighs slightly more than my '90 and has an assumed 155 HP. Ho hum, no sale unless Mazda can shoe horn in at least 175 HP. I don't want to have to wait for another 3rd party horsepower fix.

The last thing we need to do is donate to Al Qaeda.

Yea, that's a great idea.

Obama phone recipients.

I've read in several trade mags that there is at least 75 years of development left in the internal combustion engine. Yeah!

What you need to do is find someone in a bank that the Delearship floorplans with. For the uninformed, the dealer does not buy the cars sitting on the lot. They work with a bank and pay monthly interest on the value of each car sitting on the lot. This is know as floorplanning. The bank knows the EXACT amount of…

.410 and she was not passed out near death. I think the test unit needs calibration.

Drives like Tyler Durden.

More for the rest of us.

I owned a Fiero GT. Run away! Run Away! Run Away!. That POS spent more time in the shop than a set of wrenches.

Start/stop on a diesel?

Like 500+ lbs more than an Atom? At lease the price is right.

My dad had a 60's era Ghia with a porsche spyder racing engine when I was a kid. There were a lot of red faced pony car owners.

1986 Fiero v6 GT. Really don't need to say more but the dealer was actually worse than the car. There was a recall for the exhaust manifold and the dealer said if I drove the car and it dropped a valve, I would not be covered because I had been warned. He would not provide a loner so I drove the car anyway. When…