That is because all the accidents occur BEHIND your lame left lane ass due to your ignorant driving.

I peeled the dealer sticker off just after getting the new car home. Every time I bring in the car for service, they put on a new sticker. Peel, rinse repeat.

I'm calling BS on this. I had a '72 bug in northern Mi and it was one of the best winter cars I have owned. I did have to add electric heat though.

What if you keep this in the trunk?

You could wear it while you drive your Segway.

Won't these procedures be covered under Obamacare?

Sounds like the front suspension was not working quite right in the first place.

The reflection is directed in a direction away from the receiver/transmitter (up in this case). Lack of direct reflection is almost as bad as reflection. If you reflect less than the ambient noise reflection of the sea to the receiver, you will show up.

Pardon me sir. Do you have any Gray Poupon?

No. He said “I saw a story today that one of the great manufacturers in this state, Jeep, now owned by the Italians, is thinking of moving all production to China. I will fight for every good job in America, I’m going to fight to make sure trade is fair".

Is there a system to pick up the illegal drug smuggling packages?

Helicopter <> gyrocopter.

What you said and low weight too.

Most people here, if they ever purchase a new car would brag about how much they paid under the sticker price. The market at work.