I daydream about ways to inform the entire American driving public about how the left lane is supposed to be used. And that high beams are not needed in metropolitan areas. And that you're supposed to clear your vehicle from the scene of a minor accident. And that cruise control is supposed to supplement focused…

Please turn your car keys in and do not drive again. Maybe if people like you stop driving then we can have more reasonable traffic laws in the US.

$28,000 and looking as bland as this?

At the end of the day you're still driving an overpriced Volkswagen Beetle.

CP

Am I the only one who liked the pop-up bugeye Miata better than the current front end?

Back in my day, we had our nannies do that for us.

Wow. LEO wasted an entire hour to catch a fleeing motorist who topped out at a blazing 25mph on a moped. I wonder how many real crimes took place while the "force" was involved in capturing this menace to the roads.

I thought a motorcycle in Canuckistan was a pygmy moose or maybe a snowmobile modified with rubber tires (I guess that's a Can-Am).

Axel:

The best one isn't even German

LOL. Years ago, at a flight school I taught at, the local cops came by one day wanting to use one of our planes to search for a missing boat. They expected us to just hand over a plane for the mission. My boss said (nicely) no fucking way. The resolution was me flying a grid pattern for almost two hours (with a cop in…