I have a feeling that this story is just odd right now, but when more info comes out, it’s going to get really sad, really quick.

The good news is if they fire her now after all this press, she’s and whatever lawyer gets the case are going to make bank.

This needs more stars for “expectant mother roaches” alone.

I’m a fantastic judge of character, yeah?

Much of the post-Obama-era racism must come from some degree of jealousy. It’s misguided jealousy (as in “my whiteness/not-blackness/whatever-racial-demographic means I should be more accomplished than these black people, but I’m not, so I’m going to write hate speech to make myself feel better”), but jealousy…

It must just kill these people that Michelle is more popular than anyone in the Trump administration. Who could have foreseen this? I don’t know.

Matched with a girl on Tinder. We met at a bar, hit it off and were down for a second date. A week or so later, she invites me over to hang out with some friends on her balcony and throw back a few beers. When I arrive, she and her friends are doing lines of something— I want to say MDMA?— and ask if I want any,…

After my husband cheated the marriage to death, I met a doctor on POF. Man, I thought, I’ve fallen in a shitpot, and come up smelling like a rose! He was near the end of his residency in neurology, smart, witty, cute AF. We spent the evening strolling thru’ Westport eating Kobe beef hamburgers, getting all het up for…

This story is both graphic and Magary-esque. Those of you who know what I’m talking about have been warned.

This happened on a business trip to Chicago I was on with a coworker who was also my frienemy. My coworker was a brilliant and hilarious chick, we often had really great times because she was a hell of a drinking buddy… but the second an attractive man entered into our equation, it brought out the worst in us. I’m…

I went to an ex’s house party with the intention of banging him. He spent his time chasing after a 20 year old (he was in his mid 30's then) so I pout in a corner, drinking too much. Bumped into a tall, tattooed dude who leaned against the oven in the kitchen and accidentally turned on the gas. I saved everyone from…

My most outrageous one night stands come in two parts, the MOST outrageous part comes after the one night stand.

I’m back in my home town for a visit. Fire up one of the adult friend-finder apps, as you do, and see someone drop-dead gorgeous. He’s in town because he’s on the crew of a TV series. A little taller than me, but built like a fireplug, with a great face, and a beard I want to stroke for days. We meet up, then head…

I would like to be friends with you.

Oh, he wasn’t trying to get out of wearing a condom. The vibe I got was more that he was being cautious. Being on the pill is pretty common; I think he’d have been fine if I’d said I wasn’t on the pill due to an allergy etc. And prior to starting to make out we had briefly discussed sexual history/STD testing, so…

I know some people who take the recommendation of using two methods of contraception very, very seriously.

Okay those guys aren't "too good for you", though, they're being manipulative and demanding and they arent respecting your boundaries. If you don't wanna to someone you don't have to.

When I worked an international conference in DC, I oversaw my organization’s booth. Across from me were two English dudes doing their own booth. After hours of witty banter, the three of us went out. They hadn’t seen too much of DC so I showed them. We stayed out till midnight.

I’m obsessed with how much they think the peacock, which is very clearly Donny Osmond is Neil Patrick Harris. Or that the lion is Mel B. Every. Single. Show.

“Women who wear yoga pants are a regular target of rage from men who describe themselves as ‘incels’—involuntary celibates — online, and Beierle appeared to consider himself a member of that community.”