I find it interesting that cats are just as disturbing as men. I’ve woken up quite a few times with my cat on my chest, but not because of him doing that. Whereas I would most certainly wake up if a man sat on me.

If someone is sleeping next to a man, aren’t they already sleeping next to a dog?

No, I would watch a whole show of just Lisa in her house with all her pets.
Dorrit is the worst---if it’s her fault I hate her even more.

This is bullshit ‘slippery slope’ logic and it’s incorrect.

Have you considered a nap?

I’m just going to keep throwing my money at Rihanna, aren't I?

So...women get assaulted when they don’t obey the “laws of stupid.” Which mean the (presumably stupid) victims of assault and murder pretty much bring in on themselves for going “stupid places” at “stupid times” with “stupid people.” Like...a party, at night, with, say, a man. Thanks for explaining how this all works,…

Did you know that this woman ironically WAS aware of her surroundings, hence the text she sent?

Maybe the police should also remind people to not rape/murder people? Just sayin’

A heckler inserts themselves into the performance and disrupts the enjoyment of the audience and flow of the show. A heckler must be “slapped down” in the moment to continue the show and end the disruption. A comedy critic comments their opinion after the fact. A critic cannot affect a comedian in anyway UNLESS the…

If a comedian, or anyone in the arts industry who is making work and putting it the public sphere, can’t take criticism they’re in the wrong line of work. Especially if they’re a comedian who complains about how everyone is too sensitive, but loses it any time someone has feedback. Time to put on your big boy bloomers…

So, this site exists now.

I hope this shit gets smashed over and over and over again. The school’s attempt to sanitize the situation and turn it into some optimistic bullshit is disgusting. Women don’t need to be memorialized, worshipped, turned into super heroes or pillars of strength they need to not be fucking raped, beaten or killed. Fuck…

Does the entire world have amnesia? Do we all not remember what Vice was in the early days? Even for the nineties, the level of misogyny, homophobia, & just vile, puerile shittiness towards anyone not like them was insane. But, of course, always cloaked in a hip, ironic, wink wink, we don’t really mean it vibe.

I prefer to give women like this my attention.

Top two dirtbag stories feature great quotes from Sharon Stone and Jane Fonda... today is a good day.

I just watched the clip and my exact response was also “Goddamn men are all dumb AF.”

Sharon Stone is a gift we don’t deserve. That cozy sweater, on the other hand, is a gift I do deserve.

I’m a man, and contrary to what the media would have you believe, I’m not living my life in fear of being accused of sexual harassment and losing my job. Why? Because I make sure my behavior at work is above board and professional at all times, and that I treat my female colleagues with the respect they deserve as…