Can we root for them to be so bad that the 1972 Dolphins retroactively have their perfect season stripped so we never have to hear about it again?

It takes real dedication to the paper-bag-over-the-head shtick to sport one when the heat index is 102 degrees.

Shut up, tomato.

Shut up, tomato.

Please stick your head up your ass and swallow.

Shut up, tomato.

As Dems descend on Houston for another debate about who will enforce the most government control over your life

If you text that number your voting preference/political leanings and all your associated data will be hoovered up and sent to Russian election interference teams for assessment.

I’m sorry, I thought you were talking about the “problematic audits” of this website.

Ay asshole can complain when they disagree with an article.

how do shitheels like you always get top comments on articles like these.. do you have google alerts set up for this kind of stuff so you know when to shitpost ? it’s pretty baffling.

Shut up.

Lighten up, Francis.

Boy, you sound like someone anyone would ever want to talk to again.

Yes, but GalvaTron was specifically talking about this website.

Man, you really need a hobby

It’s almost like not all of the reviews conform to your very narrow stereotype of what the reviews on this website are.