“I looked around the room and everyone had their heads down. And I said no.”

Brown shoes with a blue suit is 100% fine.

I really hate to defend that suit and shoes combo, but the colors are fine.

Cross country produces some of the harrier situations in sports.

He asked the ref if it was a first down. The ref told him no. Jamesis doesn’t like taking no for an answer.

The thing that is different though is that Phil is an elite player. So he’s not some fat goateed middle reliever who can throw a good inning every few games. He’s out there on the top line as one of the top scorers on the team that just won the Stanley Cup. Can’t really think of too many examples of elite players that…

Somewhere on a street corner in Toronto, a hot dog cart vendor is shedding a solitary tear.

GO BACK TO JEZEBEL, MAN-HATER.

Mandatory:

This has gone beyond “not liking” the guy.

Summarizing the reasons provided above for why this makes sense as “not liking him” is reductive bullshit. Those are facts, not feelings.

Take your star, you jerk.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Everyone knows reality has a liberal bias

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

[head explodes]