In every picture it looks like he’s wondering if the pizza rolls are ready. 

Just between a man...

Because you seem to have very shaky grasp on this stuff, and me have lot of experience explaining things to toddlers, me will make timeline that might help things:

... the AV Club didn’t do that. Different company. Different people. Do you even know what site you’re on right now?

For all the A.V. Club staff. I know these are worrying and uncertain times, but it was obvious from the outside that you were getting fucked by corporate at Univision, which has been striping the site of everything that made it special and has been turning it into an empty shell. Now, you may still have an opportunity…

Dump the Gawker sites, go back to the old commenting system and I'll chip in a couple grand. Who's with me?

2 1/2 years to irreparably damage a publication and then strip and sell it for parts.

It seems like he has this backwards. People pay for HBO because it produces quality content that people want to pay for. Netflix pours billions into producing their own content in the hope that it’ll take off, because their business model of licensing other people’s content isn’t always going to be sustainable. 

Oh, for sure. Just as casual racism and proud ignorance have existed forever. Trump didn’t invent them, but he has made them socially acceptable to a huge swath of the population.

Weasel Words have been commonly used by disingenuous cowards long before Trump darkened our lives.

When someone uses that, it’s a pretty dead give-away that they’re republican.

So, like Trump, then.

Apropos of nothing, the popularization and mainstreaming of the “lots of people are saying” rhetorical tic is just one of the myriad sins Trump has visited on this country.

now the Cardinals, whose uniforms are the same color as a MAGA hat

Camille, who has recently come back from a hospitalization for self-harm. I must’ve missed the boat as a viewer, How was I supposed to pickup on this?

God I would hate to be a Houston Raptors fan come playoff time 

Can’t wait to see all the genius legal minds complain that ESPN is violating their civil rights and anti 1st Amendment.

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Cardinals fans cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear we’ll never learn which lives matter.

My uncle has an MBA and a doctorate in “leadership.” As anyone who has had a conversation with the man can attest, one thing is true: if the MBAs don’t kill us, they’ll get us to kill ourselves if only to be spared hearing them talk more. 

This is still my all time favorite and god I am old