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It’s gotten to the point where if I see a picture of a male celebrity on the AV Club newsfeed, I tense up and think “oh no, now Harrison Ford has been accused of sexual assault.”

God’s love is free. Unless you’re at a Joel Osteen church.

Frank Stallone. (Are we still doing this?)

If only there were a picture of Trump having difficulty driving a large vehicle...

Mike Pence has supporters? I thought he was just kind of... there. Like an evil little fundamentalist sock puppet with the Koch brothers’ hands up his @ss.

Wait, what?

F@ck Facebook right in the face. A landfill of narcissism, disinformation, misinformation, racism, and other poxes on humanity run by a bunch of naive, out-of-touch millionaires and billionaires. Zuckerturd should be shot into orbit from a cannon.

I thought we had air marshals with guns to prevent this sort of thing.

A blond female Trump supporter with limited cognitive capabilities?

The marketing for this movie makes it seem like some heartwarming patriotism porn for REAL AMERICANS, not another dour PTSD exploration.

I know it’s not a competition, but if we’re ranking insanely talented, canceled-too-soon primetime sketch shows, I’ll take The Ben Stiller Show over The Dana Carvey Show.

Hot take: Michael Fassbender is the thinking person’s Gerard Butler. (And I say this as someone who likes Fassbender.) Both starred in 300 and have a propensity for picking terrible scripts.

I wish I could take credit for this, but it was stolen from the good folks at Jalopnik.

I initially thought the local Altoona cop might be a suspect in the murder because of his defensiveness and a slightly off quality. Good job on the show’s part portraying someone out-of-their-depth and not knowing how to operate.

“While you motherfuckers eat pork/I taste real humans on my fork”

Tarran Killam, welcome to late 2016!

Ana Torv - For When You Can’t Get Carrie Coon! To be fair, I actually think she’s doing a good job with the role, but she reminds me a lot of CC.