Some places it is. Like West Virginia, the law was passed to targed out of state drivers who were ignorant of the law and had no recourse but to pay when ticketed.

whoops, forgot to add this: Make it something EVIL, make it look like something Darth Vader would roll in.

DUN-DUN-da-dun-DUN-da-DUN-dun-da-DUN...

My buddy had the best ringtone set for his (then) g/f "Chrissy" a couple years back. His phone supported recording from the mic on the phone, so he recorded her while he was, let's say, dialing her with his digits. Not only was she really loud during those times, and on the ringtone, but he had a nude pic he took of…

I think it's because of all the free ThumbDrives they shorted us, just to get us to download their fucking annoying piracy checker. I've blocked the WGA shit from accessing my internet connection. Fuck them, I'm not running a pirate version, and I shouldn't have to prove that to them by letting that piece of shit…

I'm suprised no one's advocated buzzing the leaf piles people put out by the curb to blow them all back over their yard. Or to be careful because they've heard of people dropping a cinder block out there to fuck up any cars that would do so.

I've got a 94 Taurus Wagon, and just got back from a bootlegging trip out to pittsburgh for some Yuengling. Some of the best beer you can get, damn cheap, tasty, and from THE oldest brewery in america. 30+ MPG as well. You wouldn't need a trailer to fit the 2000 cans in it either.

Does fapping count? Just kidding, but I can't really do many of these as I'm off/down for the rest of the year due to reconstructive surgery on my right foot.

Saturn. Pretty bad when the CEO doesn't even know which brand of car he's trying to plug.

^^He means in the butt.

Odds are it's Burt Reynolds and the Firebird, whoooee, Smokey and the Bandit IV!!!

aaah, that car wants to milk us!

A newer "killer car movie" :Highwaymen

front end looks like a scion Xb, or honda element, or both — ick.

Maybe if you install your Nintendo Wii in the car, you can bipass all the sloppy "pee in your tank" requirements.