@Ipomoea: What, like the back of a volkswagon? #avrillavignedivorce

@Island of Misfit Toys: In the Vanity Fair article they took about looking up the weather in the spring and report its in the 60s...

I just had 20-30 orgasms just thinking about Sunday.

@eve804: Kind of random, i think that's the TMZ guy doing the investigation. Harvey Levin, weird...

My buying preferences have totally been celebrity affected, if Jessica Simpson shills it, I refuse to buy it (seriously, I wanted Proactive but I would never buy it as long as she's a representative) I don't want some marketing team thinking she had anything to do with any sort of sale.

That girl better let go of my man's arm!

@Fridge Hussy :Is on Crappy Pop Video Detox Since 26/4/09: I actually used to LOVE her on Fresh Prince. I remember as a kid thinking she was the most beautiful woman ever

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Ack! She does totally look like Ozzy in this, crazy weird

@Laulau: I think, via the gossip pages, that Sam was staying at the Chateau, thus the story about how lindsay booked a room right under hers in an effort to get her attention... or something like that...

I mostly just find him funny because I have never seen him wear anything else EVER. Like I picture a cartoon-like closet where its just rows and rows of orange crocs and he looks into there every morning deciding which of all the matching shoes he'll wear today.

@schweppes: And wasn't that her argument on drug use for years? "My dad did drugs so I never will."

@kithkin: I love this comment. Too funny.

@i_believe_in_peace_bitch: Ha, i was so excited looking at them I didn't even realize til your comment that it was even a fill in the blank post!

@rednrowdy: Exactly, I don't think a couple who is rich because they own a LES fabric store are really "you people".

@Mmmmkay is a naughty girl with a bad habit!: That is totally what I thought when I saw the little version of the picture!

@onydchic: Seriously! Is it sad that the thought of it being even 2 days closer has just made my morning a million times better?? Ugh! I wish I could watch it RIGHT NOW!!

@AndYourLittleDogToo: I feel like control is the last thing she had in this. It was more like accepting her fate for what it unfortunately is. It seemed a desperately contrived more than controlled...

@megania: Exactly. And I think I like it less and less with each viewing... Not that I should be viewing it over and over but I keep trying to identify exactly what feels so off to me and the more I watch the more uncomfortable the whole bit makes me...

@rowingrowingrowing: Agreed, i think maybe that's what made me so uncomfortable (see below comment). It would maybe be a little funnier as a SNL skit with someone playing lindsay, but this seems desperate and sad...

I had a really weird reaction to this. On one hand I think it's totally funny but at the same time, it made me a little uncomfortable.