@ArtfulSlinger: I think you just made my EXACT point

Am I the only one who never thought Carrie's life was all that extravagant? If she was living in that apt for as long as they make it out to be then she moved in during the cheap real estate 80s market and if its rent controlled that place probably costs practically nothing. And there was constant reference to her…

When I was little I wanted my mom to be a stage mom desperately cause i thought i should be famous... now i'm so glad my mom had the sense to laugh at my ridiculous suggestion

I will never understand how them saying a sex tape exists made Lauren hate Heidi so much. Its not like they leaked actual footage. Starting a "rumor" that a tape exists is not really all that scandalous. I have a sex tape with an ex and if people know it exists, who the hell cares??

@ineffable.me: I know the comment was maybe a little extreme... they happen to be my favorite band though so i get a bit defensive for them at times

@onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: OR he could just legitimately BE depressed...

My roommate and I wanted to sell all our undies on CL a couple years ago for extra money. We were gonna set up a pay pal account and have a male friend make the drop offs. We thought it was brilliant. My best friend growing up stopped speaking to me for a year when she heard the plan... apparently New York "changed"…

i am totally, completely and utterly addicted to this show. Mostly though cause I have a ridiculous girl crush on Holly. I can't stop watching until she wins.

i was watching a particularly painful episode of this show with my roommate once and made a comment that the girl seemed a lot like some of the spoiled brats i grew up with when low and behold a scene comes on to show that the episode was in fact in my hometown. i suddenly remembered why in college i wouldn't tell…

i have a total girl crush on claire already

i don't think this was actually the premiere episode though... it was also on last month following the finale of Real Housewives of OC. This is more like ANTM "meet the contestants" episode or whatever

@kataroo_kangaroo: pinkberry tastes like jizz, and the green tea flavor is like vegan man jizz... am i the only one who realizes this? that stuff is FOWL... just sayin'

@Trixie from Toronto: to repeat my friend precisely "it was as though someone smeared shit under her nose and she walked around the rest of the evening looking and acting as though she could still smell it"

a friend of mine slept with her, his call was definitely NOT real...

@AthertonMerriweather: I have a total girl crush on Holly. I don't know what it is about her but I watch the show almost solely in the hopes of her winning... And I hate Frankie for making her cry :(

I did some volunteering for a big designer i know this week cause i thought it would be fun to be involved in the shows and i swear the majority of my time was spent sitting around doing absolutely nothing. I wish i would have brought a book but we weren't allowed to bring anything to the tents with us so i spent a…

@redheadedslut: she's apparently from West Bloomfield though, and being a WBHS graduate, being a bitch may not be very D but it would totally be WB

I spent the last 2 years working as a book publicist, trust me it is painful how many good books can't get the press they deserve!

@minesbigger: I actually always do it too and its really embarrassing. When I lived in London and waited tables I used to have to repeat in my head "speak like an american, speak like an american" cause I didnt want people to judge me. Its really difficult sometimes to not pick up on an accent though when every…

My friend gave me a really tricky "would you rather" the other day... Would you rather bang Colin Farrell and possibly end up with a plethora of diseases OR turn him down and get a magical no STDs for life pass??