We haven’t had mandatory seatbelts or airbags for the majority of the history of driving, either.

This man is a walking piece of shit. He’s not a cute pokemon.

I can’t get over his Dad’s “20 minutes” quote. Mostly because 20 minutes is a real long time to fuck a motionless body. Maybe he meant 20 seconds? Even if you are drunk, at some point you have to feel a little creeped out by your actions, right?

Feel free to get off of your ass and do something about it.

Dear god. Those are not remotely the same arguments.

Orrrr maybe Facebook doesn’t have automatic hooks in every law enforcement database in the world and an automated system set up to prevent people getting trolled to death did something unintended?

That’s not how commas work.

Yeah, racial issues wouldn’t exist if those who are negatively affected by white supremacy would just shut up about it, right? And to compare what kinds of racist, misogynistic, and homophobic things FB regularly tolerates to their deleting a true statement about an actual convicted rapist is just sooo inappropriate,…

I would have taken it down too. I’m is spelled with an apostrophe.

He didn't realize the toilet paper was perforated into sheets, and was just going to cut off some.

Now I’m stuck on the idea of someone trying to cut tile with a knife...

You probably should go vegetarian/vegan to do the least harm to the world as a Western citizen..

As someone who’s been using the internet in 1994, when the fuck was Yahoo great or necessary?

I am very concerned about the wage gap which clearly exists between me and Jennifer Lawrence.

Dude, I am with you. I feel like a fucking genius today. He asks her a question and she answers it, what a concept!

Uhm... Y’all just figured this out...?

thanks Grey Street’s mom, I’ll make different plans for my evening

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

If Yahoo Answers goes away, the collective intelligence of the Internet may go up 10 points.