Dude, I am with you. I feel like a fucking genius today. He asks her a question and she answers it, what a concept!

Uhm... Y’all just figured this out...?

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

thanks Grey Street’s mom, I’ll make different plans for my evening

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

excuse me aaron carter was a *solo artist*

I feel like Booker has been gearing up for this since before 2012 even, certainly Castro has.

Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

No, implying that the dildo was on top of the pillow not underneath. Ted is the dildo in this statement.

*HAPPENIS*

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Intentional, systematic transgressions over the course of decades is different from a momentary loss of judgment.

This man is a predator. He can couch it in research, but he’s a predator.

While this isn’t for me, the less-snarky aspect is that it is encouraging community in a society that is ever-more less-communal. As a young adult after college I moved to the other side of the country, lived alone, and had no community. This is one positive side of housing like this.