Ginger is not having ANY of that pool.
She will happily lick him to death if he approaches the edge though.

I stopped going to church at age 7. Mass would end at noon and would sometimes go over that time. I believe my quote to my mother was "Why is this guy still talking? It's past noon!".
I agree kids are/can be resilient and independent.

I know BBT is low hanging fruit, but I find this amusing.
It's the only time I've actually laughed in relation to that show. Thanks.

Whoa horsey! Pulling up lame might get you glued.

Most of my contemporaries are pretty surprised he's gotten where he is…

This was the catalyst in an ongoing pattern. My children's mother and I had agreed, prior to their births, not to force our anti-religious views on the kids.
We wanted them to discover those things on their own, asking questions as new information came to them.

My mother is a born again Christian. I am atheist and an only child. I am divorced with two children of my own.

Even without or especially because I'm atheist, this is amazingly, nauseatingly awesome.
If he wasn't so fucking bearded(I like my men…and ladies smooth(er)), I might be interested.

Those fingers are so…astute.

Republicans learn how to copy/paste the parts they can put up with!
Continue to (successfully) blame others for their fuckups!
News at 10.

Saw Logan-loved it.
Went on a date-went well and we're meeting again this week.
Attempted to teach my five year old how to ride a bike- 2 out of 3 isn't bad.

Same to you: I missed that shining light that is Mattis in the steaming pile of diarrhea spewed by Der Führer.

Oops! I guess I missed the cherry in the shit sandwich that Cheeto made.
Totally negates my argument. You have defeated me.

Always love this argument "but [insert anyone of the opposition] did/didn't do/have that."
It always justifies whatever stupid, despicable shit is currently happening.

I think you might be lucky.
A lot of your reasons die every day, and some in a horrible fashion.

Reason 2,487,339(and counting) why I should give up my faith in humanity.

I thought pig anus were called "chuckles" in food industry vernacular.

This is the best you have? The fucking Clintons?

He is the worst Spice girl. More worse than Shitty Spice.
That was a Spice, right?

R-rated? Well written?