“Hey usher, c’mere, you got any hemlock on you?”

If anyone reading this hasn’t seen C.H.U.D. or Get Crazy, those are great Stern performances and pretty great movies. Ever wanted to see Lou Reed doing Airplane! style sight gags? Get Crazy is for you!

I *have* stated it. In the post you responded to. It was very clear. You’re the only one that’s misunderstood it and asked to have their hand held, and I’m ok with that.

Not remotely my point.

Man, look at how many people are in that audience. This guy looks and talks like fucking Frankenstein.

You never listen to a guy with a skull that big. Never.

Remember when Molina started freaking out on Manny Ramirez in Game 4 of the 2004 WS? Apropos of seemingly nada, which is backed up by Manny being totally baffled and unsure if he was even serious.

I didn’t see that, I definitely hope I’m wrong. There has to be some kind of exhaustion point on SH’s absurdity, right? And while he’s kinda got Kimmel on the Man Show stuff, I’m guessing a big portion of his audience a) remembers it fondly, b) never heard of it and laughed at the clips SH shared.

Jimmy Kimmel should know that getting into it with Sean Hannity boosts Sean Hannity’s profile even more, and is a guarantee no-win situation. Hannity will ride it out into oblivion and has no shame so can’t be cornered with a quip or pointing out obvious and almost pathological hypocrisy.

Fuck this “bullying” and “anti-American” fucking bullshit.

“She recently became an awful person.”

You beat me to it! That was a solid reference, I like how they didn’t wink and mention it.

Wow that is an impressive stream of nonsense gibberish he was spouting there. “Trust me, I know what I’m doing, I know all these baseball terms you’ve never heard.”

Super Troopers wasn’t funny. None of those guys are funny.

The silent treatment on the first career HR is one of my favorite dorky MLB traditions. Gets me every time.

I do love Jeet’s post-career reveal of absolutely being an epic, gaping, corporate asshole and fully becoming Mr. Yankee as a result. You could always sense it but investing in a team to strip it for parts, making unforced PR blunder after PR blunder, and trying to reimagine the local-flavor ballpark in shades of…

I do love Jeet’s post-career reveal of absolutely being an epic, gaping, corporate asshole and fully becoming Mr. Yankee as a result. You could always sense it but investing in a team to strip it for parts, making unforced PR blunder after PR blunder, and trying to reimagine the local-flavor ballpark in shades of…

I love how utterly oblivious every last one of you is as to how terrible you are.

You’re totally right. Ok let’s scrap my theory :)

I clearly should have spent more than 15 seconds on my theory!