Awe, it’s so cute that you can consider your posts ‘excellent’.

By the way, “SeveralMoons” sounds like the beginning of the shittiest attempt at fiction that some College Freshman conceived while baked out of his skull.

No I’m doing an excellent job of it. Genuinely clever posts you wish you’d thought of.

Oh I’m just making fun of him.

No no, MRA: men’s rights advocates. Fucking losers who spend their time stalking internet comment threads trying desperately to put the current toothpaste back in the tube and then pretending like anyone else is the biggest fucking loser on the planet and not, in fact, themselves. The MRA loser. (Hint: that’s you).…

Hey, keep trying to push it through. That first post was really cool, and you didn’t show your ass at all. Really impressive. And doing it under the name “Warren Oates,” that won’t make anyone familiar with him in the slightest giggle at all.

Yeah maybe I need to do that and understand that. Totally. I am responding to one genuinely clever post I didn’t think of after another here though man, give me a break.

Ooooh, you’re a Zinger Guy. Cool. Yet another “genuinely clever post” that I didn’t think of! lol

“genuinely clever post that you didn’t think of”

Well, yeah, love—and a better ear for satire. If you’re going to attempt it.

Oh for real? Thanks for the heads up, man! I always feel so smart pointing that out to people when watching it. I got a lot goin on in my life, clearly :)

THANK YOU! Lol wtf, and miss me with all this casual homophobia angrily denying what literally no one believes you could know with any certainty.

You, my friend, are not that good at this.

Hey this was clever. A round of pats on the back for this, you stopped us all in our tracks. I can’t stop stroking my chin, running it back in my head!

Man. Your namesake was so much cooler and more chill.

I wonder if the book tackles my personal favorite little never-elaborated-on-nugget:

Still the single best thing I’ve ever read on the case/ story.

The suggestions above are all excellent however I feel strongly its Tim Duncan. He can use Duncan as a cudgel against every single other black athlete when in conversation. I feel very strongly about this.

I mean I don’t know how one would “handle” such a thing, and I do acknowledge we don’t have every detail, but... does it feel like the Sixers haven’t handled this super well?

That’s fucking awesome. My fiance and I aren’t changing either of our names, and any kids we have will have her last name. When its a toss-up, how it doesnt fall to the mother’s name is beyond me.