It’s pretty simple. His intended audience for tweets is his crazy online base. His intended audience for TV appearances is older Fox News viewers, who are more sensitive to vulgarity

Disagree. The one-wildcard era sucked; teams didn’t even bother trying to win the division if they had the wildcard sewn up. Also, so many more teams are still in contention with two wildcards, which keeps interest higher. We can also get crazy situations like last year’s two game 163's in the NL. Now the grind…

That’s the joke. You missed it

This is pure gold

criminally under-starred

The Patriots are great, but we’re a bit early on this “undefeated season” stuff. Week one is not predictive of anything ever, and week two was a big win over the first openly tanking team in league history. Let’s wait a little while before the anointment. 

You’re thinking of Millennials, dumbshit. She’s from the next group- the Frozen Generation- and they’re a bunch of kickass nihilists, generally. This one seems to care, though.

Shut up you disingenuous motherfucker. You know damn well we’re talking about AR-15's. Nobody cares about your stupid definition. Nobody here is confused about what weapons are being discussed

That’s looney-tunes. Notch another one to circular politics- my right-wing relatives say those exact same things

This is incorrect. Bush Jr.'s approval rating was around 90% after 9/11 for months on end. It's why almost everyone in Congress voted for the Iraq war. Nobody was blaming anybody but Bin Laden. It took years for everyone to get back into their corners. Not saying it was right, just saying that's how it was

Don't forget Alexander the Great & Ghengis Khan. Afghanistan was the little hole in their world-domination maps

Hey now, Spokompton’s a very nice place. Diamond lake is quite pleasant. They have a good paintball complex. It’s the capitol of the Inland Empire!

Good games & matchups? I don’t understand. Seems like every college game ends 52-7. That, and it's turned into women's college basketball; only two teams have a shot at the title. NFL football is so much more entertaining. (and 45 minute shorter games)

The NLRB may not be on your side, but IRS is. If you get mis-classified, take your case to IRS. It may take months, or even years, and you’ll have to fight interminable beauracracy, but IRS will find in your favor if you can stick it out. Being a contractor when you should be an employee costs you 7% of your income to…

That's not how it works, fuckstain. The difference between employee and contractor isn't the employer's decision. It's all about control. If an employer tells you when to work and how to do your job, they better put you on payroll. Contractors get to decide when & how they work, as long as they meet the deadline &…

Seriously. Her history has been rewritten here- pushing Franken out was opportunistic at the time. She wasn’t taking a stand then- she was leading the charge at the vanguard of metoo. 

Not exactly true. While the last tax cuts were weighted heavily towards the wealthy, a strong majority of Americans paid significantly less in taxes vs. the old regime. They just didn't notice it. The defecit did notice it, though

Joe Stack flew his plane into the Austin IRS building over unpaid payroll taxes.

You’ve obviously never heard him on camera. He struggles to say anything at all. He’s the worst I’ve ever seen. His local commercials are stiff and hilariously short on words spoken. He was the third man in the booth for a preseason third quarter a few years ago- made Dierdorf look like Howard Cossell

No you will not. He’s painful on camera. Think Sylvester Stallone at the beginning of Rocky II