600 million people using the exact same device, Doing the exact same things in the exact same way. Yeah no this is the posterboy for creativity.

First we need to build cargo rockets to send in advance. So they can gut them to make human transport back to space a possibility. And we need to burry a nuclear reactor on Mars. And don’t forget to bring the spuds. 

My cybertruck broke my finger...

No it didn’t, your stupidity did.

Better start debating about the color for “cooked”. Well done brown perhaps.

Your lungs wouldn’t. 

Racing over the enemy could save a lot of lead.

I’m not afraid of a walking desklight. Humans are way more scary. Turn on the news. The horror you see there is so horrible, not even the people who thought up the holy scriptures, could have imagined that shit.

They make me buy Apple crap, to view Apple crap. No thanks. If I want to waist all my hard earned money, I’ll visit a Casino.

Does the US have a Politician Force, to protect againt idiots becoming president? Thats the real threat.

What if someone shoots at the moon? It still isn’t completely bulletproof.

Come to the darkside. We’ve got candy. You know you want to.

This might be the solution for most of our problems. Just stand back and watch them do really, really dumb stuff, until that part of the world population has thinned out. Here Donald, this is a magic pencil. If you put it in your ear and press really hard, it will come out your other ear, and your hearing will be…

So your saying a platform for really dumb people, filled with content from complete idiots, is misinforming those dumb people? Shocker!

It’s called a food chain for a reason.

What is all the fuzz about? Most of the tap water in the US contains lead. So yeah even showering makes you dumb. And the alternative bottled water contains millions of microplastic particles that give you cancer and imune deseases. Your drinking bottle is the least of your problems.

Probably because he’s building them the rocket of their dreams.

The same goes for New York. Every tv series makes it look like it’s heaven on earth to live there. In reality it’s an over crowded, dirty, ugly place where your forced to eat out or order take out very day, walk to everything or accept your gonna be late. Lots of crime. 80% of everything one could buy anywhere else…

Ah yes the first Musk bashing news item of the day! This is becoming realy old and sad. 

It’s the forbidden fruit. Something terrible happening to you, is a given. Don’t touch the Apple.

I came here for the rocket news. Stayed for the amusing Elon Musk hate. How sad must your life be to fill with anger over a guy you have nothing to do with.