Also not sure acting like a human battering ram for four years counts as a “free ride.”

Zackly

And if another asshole from the northeast who spends most of his time playing childish games realized he didn’t belong in the White House either we wouldn’t be in this situation.

I get it, but the article headline didn’t bamboozle you into thinking this was a car article.

Change? Like hell, I’d keep that dented hood forever. It looks awesome and an even cooler story to boot.

Yep, rider and driver will be fighting over who gets to keep that trophy on the garage wall.

Or maybe he’s made himself poorly designed with his eating habits.

Same here, except I don’t have a spouse. So I tell myself I’m an idiot and agree with myself that I’m an idiot.

Italian moms used them for storage because cooking supplies are also family heirlooms passed onto the next generation.

Coyotes will have a field day

Seated showers rock. It’s like you get to enjoy one of the key benefits of retirement without having to be old.

Where does the bathroom go?

Male swimmer sexually assaults a woman: “30 seconds of bad decisions should not ruin his life!”

Female soccer play flips the bird: “BURN THE WITCH!”

Got it.
Out of curiosity, if she wins...will she flip the double bird in court? I hope so.

Even if they catch him, he’ll probably still get off.

They should paint it blue next time.

I was killed by nerve gas during an exercise. So I got to use my sweet acting skills to fall dramatically to the floor and flop like a fish. A few guys laughed.

Right, to humiliate him by making him wear women’s clothes, which most men would find embarrassing... because they think women are bad?

Have to say, the RAM driver did a great job getting his truck slid into just the right position.