You’re asking if the black guy or police officer is liable? Is this some kind of trick question?

My wife leans forward whenever I push the clutch in, bracing for some sort of top fuel dragster shifting. It makes me overthink my actual clutchwork resulting in the worst possible shifting and an uncomfortable ride.

I thought they were for drinking.

Bravo!

Zesty!

Black Ice, totally.

Yes, in the exact same way fire does something to a house’s structural integrity.

Protocol is to ask “Are you okay?” before asking “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

COUNTER POINT: Kroil smells wonderful, even better if it’s heated.

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

According to the article, it’s a 2003, which with the way Range Rovers depreciate is worth about as much as a well-equipped Macbook Pro.

First time on deadspin?

No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

Yeah, but they only hit him to avoid the parade that could have been in the street.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

Love that he worries so much about how Villa should be pronounced in Spanish, but oblivious to the fact that David might sound differently, too.

Look, soccer is just too boring for a guy who has spent 5 hours a day for 30 years debating middle reliever usage in regular season baseball games.