serpouncealot
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What she fails to realize is that she had the privilege of being able to call up her high-powered attorney to get him to back off. If she hadn’t, she likely would have been in the same situation as all the other women. Not everyone has access to the resources that Ross had.

Do you mean to tell me that “Rack city, bitch, rack rack city, bitch / Ten, 10, 10, 20 on yo titties, bitch” is not the height of sex work Discourse I thought it was? My God...

Aww, I think it is kinda cute. His kid seems to have inherited his glorious hair.

THEY ARE THE WORST! I am getting really fed up with shows where everyone is just a garbage person. Maura’s just trying to live her life and her ex wife is so lovely and kind- how did they create those monster children?

Fucking Yoko. “...the first step to help the world improve is to love oneself.”

Yoko, between the ages of 14 and 17 I loved myself multiple times a day, every day and the world was still kinda shitty

Can we go back to where your cousin was stashing fentanyl patches in a VS bag in the house? This sounds... not... kosher...

Every active addict/alcoholic lies. I’m 9 years sober and I did lots of lying while hiding my drinking (mostly to myself). Addiction is hell on earth imo.

they are fun once you’ve acquired a tolerance to opiates/opiods. i fucking hated opiates at first but because im an addict i kept on trying until i loved them

I agree, people are knocking the nude illusion lining but I think she looks smashing. It’s easy to dress someone with a coathanger body, but Leslie and Melissa are showing that a good designer can make a strong and / or curvy woman look stellar, showcasing dress and body simultaneously.

I look terrible in yellow, but I would totally wear that dress anyway! It looks fantastic on her.

She looks fantastic. Elegant and saucy, all at the same time. Way to create a beautiful dress, Christian! And way to fill it like a stunner, Leslie!

I love what Melissa wore! It’s so nice to see her not drowning in fabric for once. I appreciate her committment to the the ‘70s steeze, but this was much more appropriate for a summer premiere.

I feel a strong urge to gather ripe beefsteak tomatoes, a jar of Duke’s and some Bunny Bread and go on a Tomato Sandwich tour where I make all the haters try them.

It’s pretty terrible trying to find Duke’s anywhere west of the Mississippi, too :-(

I’ve been eating tomato sandwiches since I was tiny, exactly as you describe. Although sometimes we’d swap white bread for potato bread. My grandparents always grew tomatoes in my backyard growing up, so we always had a TON and they were HUGE. You’d go out pick a nice ripe tomato, slice it up, and slap it on the

My dear Kelly, you have not been specific enough in this otherwise lovely homage to my favorite food. You must use, and ONLY use, Duke’s mayonnaise in your tomato sandwiches.

Unless you’re fat. Then he’s kind of shitty.