Do we really need to love ourselves? At the very least, can we be indifferent and okay with just being us?

I hope you’re not disparaging Golden Girls

Palmerston bears a striking resemblance to my furbaby, Ruth Bader Ginspurr. Ruth is happily napping/fuzzing up my couch at the moment, but is she were missing, I would be certain she had somehow jumped the pond. She and her brother Amicus are EXCELLENT mousers.

Cosmo Kitty is solid on his duties.

I don’t know... It’s probably fairly similar to human U.S.-Russian relations. Obama is the leader of the free world and all, but I’d go to Putin if I needed bodies hidden. I feel like that cat is like, “Yeah, cool, Sunny and Bo. You go on licking your powerful chops while I... take care of some business.”

Why is a teenager writing to Dear Abby at this point? Write to Dear Prudence, to Dan Savage, or to Dear Sugar Podcast — and those are just off the top of my head.

Last week one of the girls from Teen Mom made headlines when she had her hair styled into dreadlocks. As soon as there was an outcry that this was cultural appropriation the masses of the internet came out to say there’s no such thing as cultural appropriation/ she was just admiring black culture/ PC culture has…

Is that really specific to just that show? Even when I was at my heaviest I knew I would never be on The Biggest Loser because I was just a fat guys who couldn’t control my self around Chex-Mix, I didn’t lose a child in war or get cancer or anything that makes for good dramatic tv.

Well. The Golden Girls are on Logo and Hallmark, so there’s that.

Everyone on either side of the Hillary/Bernie divide needs to have all the fucking seats and shut the hell up already. I might not survive until November.

I call my one weird chin hair my “stray eyebrow.” My BFF has one too and we have a deal that if one of us ever falls into a coma, the other one has to come by a couple times a month to discreetly pluck it. :p Sort of similar to the “if you die, I’ll get rid of your porn so your family doesn’t find it” deal that most…

So we have a (half) Puerto Rican on a (rather offensive) stereotyped Mexican-themed set doing a Salsa number (which is not a thing in Mexico) while honoring an orange racist?

The ones in the yellow box ( I don’t remember the brand) have jokes on the sticks. They are ridiculously bad and I love them.

hm.. it seems like you’re voting on which is the worse while i’ve been voting which i’d rather have/do this entire time.

Ugh. Eternal life would be hell :/

It’s a deeply underrated movie called Paper Moon.

Remember when you could BUY stuff on that show? That was the best.

Maybe Mitt can lend him some of his binders.

Damn.