counterpoint: Ariana Grande is american and when singing she slurs her words worse than my uncle at thanksgiving

I consider myself a decent, moral, highly educated person but damn if I don’t laugh at Poot Lovato every single time.

aha. poor widdle thigh

babies get them in the thigh.

Aww my face does the “one side is more squintier than the other thing” too :(

That is CRAZY!! (the right side looks like a dark haired Taylor Schilling)

Dry Shampoo is my everything. Best thing ever, next to rosemary-infused tequila and moisture wicking hoodies.

Was literally just coming here to comment “were you not allowed to rhyme it with ‘barf’? it’s RIGHT THERE!”

I thought these were onions at first.

OMG what are they smoking. This dress is gorg

YOUR FACE IS OVERRATED

I LOVED this. The idea that even unethical, terrible people know that simply not tipping is out of the question. Bless them.

I... don’t think you know what curbstomping is. Merely being stepped upon while on the sidewalk doesn’t make the cut.

* to save anyone else the google, a fruit machine is known in America as a slot machine.

Those poor moms, having to sit through all that confusing science stuff! I hope their sons were patient with them.

these anti amazon articles would have a lot more weight if you couldnt find ‘kinja amazon deals of the day!!’ on the same page

Shouldn’t the LGBT folks have been using $3 bills to convey their message?

Moral of the story? NEVER fuck with the pizza man.

Isn’t smoking in a government building illegal? Maybe a big, burly security guard should have crashed into Boehner’s office and tipped his desk over on him. He was doing something wrong and the GOP seems to think that's perfectly acceptable to do when somebody does something wrong.