What's wrong with "alright"? It's been around for a few hundred years. Do you also object to "altogether", "always" and "already", or any other all- contractions?

Only you can help us to boldly fight the urge to viciously split helpless infinitives.

Really? I mean, it's alright, but it's not that nice.

They hate vowels so much they turned w into one.

Now if only he could get rid of these FUCKING MOOD SWINGS!

… I think you're replying to the wrong person entirely.

Hell, in comedy a comedian that actually gets paid is more successful than 90% of their field. It's not exactly an easy gig to make a living from.

You want <> brackets for a spoiler.

Well, if I was the kind of person who cared about "canon" I could point out that it starts with Martha leaving and ends with the Titanic bursting through the wall, so saying it "didn't really happen" would probably raise more problems than it answers.

Doesn't it still turn into completely out-of-place things, like a pipe organ, rather than blending in? I think that's actually quite funny, if Six "fixes" it and it's still broken.

So then you'd be more surprised, wouldn't you?

That'd be a nice bit of synchronicity too, since I think only recently Big Finish revealed how the Master ended up a charred wreck in the first place, and it turned out it was the McQueen Master, who went back and did it because he remembered it happening before. I think that'd finally join almost all the dots on the…

I'm not. I just like the things I like. I don't go around applying labels to myself like that. It always feels like posturing to me. "My appreciation is better than yours because I'm a nerd and you're not!" It seems silly.

A quick google tells me his middle name is Ronald. You'll probably get a better anagram from JOHNRONALDSIMM.

Yeah, "Mawdryn Undead" is the one I meant. And the "Father's Day" situation wasn't quite the same - they rip spacetime open and let in time dragons that time. Characters touch their past and future selves in plenty of other episodes.

No we didn't. His (minority government) party did.

It'd be more surprising if it was the Thals. Haven't seen them in years.

How do you know he should be insane? Have you tried it on someone?

I've never liked this thing of making capital-C "Companion" some kind of official position. What's the point of arguments over whether the Brig is a "Companion" or not? He's the Doctor's friend, and a main cast member for a couple of years. Why sort characters into this weird "Companion/not a Companion" schema?

Has the Blinovitch Limitation Effect ever come up at any time other than that one single episode it was used as a deus ex machina? I don't think it has, so we can probably just forget about it.