if Olivia and Bella truly had no idea

Odubel Herrera, 2015-2018: .279/.336/.428, 105 OPS+, <$5.5 million earned (despite being two years into the “big money” $30 million deal this dickhead is ranting and raving about), playing all of 2019 at 27 years old.

Were these stories true? Does it matter? For Ichiro as for no other player, certain things felt possible.

“Tig pointed out how intelligent, driven, and exceptional a young woman had to be to get accepted for an internship in the Oval Office” 

Legit I didn’t know it until watching Surviving R Kelly. I always thought it was Brian McKnight. 

Well why the hell was the song being sung in a church?!  Now people will think there's a connection between organized religion and sexual abuse!!

“pays the refs $15 and up based on experience”

Watching semi-gloss paint dry is far superior to watching matte paint dry.

Partially is that the people who were doing that *coughPortmancough* bowed out already. The people still on board are absolutely on board.

the big short is actually really good. it does a better job of explaining 2008 than pretty much everything else i’ve seen or read about it, including the book the movie was based off. and it does it in a way that is entertaining (which is amazing, considering that the phrase “tranche credit default swap” might be the…

I’m sorry, but this is dad joke gold:

I’m interested in seeing this, because despite my distaste for the Kingsman movies and last year’s Robin Hood turd bomb, I feel like Egerton could be a genuine star and playing Elton John seems like a good test case to prove whether or not that’s so.

Five dollars a month? Nobody can afford that!

The tournament was only using Kimberly’s facilities. The women cited were from Green Bay and Shiocton.  (Disclaimer:  I work at the TV station linked below.)

People have mentioned this before, but Keanu Reeves is an amazing physical actor (proven by The Matrix and the John Wicks), and those types of skills are both rare and under-recognized. Not many actors could convincingly pull off the martial arts in that movie. I don’t think Will Smith’s skills tend that way either.

Counterpoint: Frederick Douglass

I loved Winter Soldier, but its conspiracy plot was a bit too far-fetched. Nazi sympathisers holding immense political and military power in the 21st-century USA? Whatever, comic books!

This is one of these times when the quiet part has been said out loud.

Shoes are thrown because the feet are considered dirty and gross in that region, and therefore insulting to the target.

I think if it as the BJ Penn disease. He’s in love with striking, despite the fact that he’s a much better wrestler than striker.