On days like today, it seems like incompetence is dominant, which enabled the evil all the same.

Damn, Floyd, you gotta have someone read the fine print.

He probably looks like Andy Reid.

No he’s feeling her up because he wants to fuck her. 

The writing is on the wall for Floyd, it’s a shame he can’t read it.

Maybe Floyd didn’t read the contract 

Fair. One thing he probably hasn’t learned is how to dribble out the clock to force OT, so there’s that.

Please sir, can I ‘ave some more?

She looks like a particularly grubby Victorian street urchin.

Last year I wrote a column for the paper I work at about taking down the Confederate monuments. It made a reader mad enough that he wrote a response column, apparently I struck a nerve because he had a relative who died in the Civil War. I wanted to respond that maybe his ancestor would have survived if he didn’t suck…

“Many people are saying they’d like to play with me. The best people. Very best. Very beautiful people. My uncle, who was a player for MIT, told me that I have a great football mind. One of the best. Maybe the best. Very natural football scientist. Many people are saying so. I don’t know. Maybe I am.”

I haven’t winced so much at a childbirth related story since, well, this:

improv classes ... this one guy. He was a gentle soul, very sweet, and really funny. We quickly became friends ...

The first letter is really frustrating. If a man can’t get an erection, doctors treat the situation like a national emergency, and insurance companies will absolutely pay for little blue pills to address it. Yet somehow, doctors who literally specialize in vaginas can’t offer their patients a set of…

Charlotte/Becky was incredible. Helped both of them a lot and proved that Becky can main event a show, which is what it should have been in this case. 

Leave it to the Browns to fire their head coach during his winningest season with the team.

So... you’re saying this isn’t about the troops?

At least the third season of Making A Murderer will be better.

Can I get a check on that 65? Every time a big number of shooting is trotted out, there seems to be a subsequent report that the number is massively inflated by either entry errors or including stuff like someone reporting a car backfiring at midnight during summer break.

I tried this trick when I traveled for business. It works like a champ. Folding level: Asian