Spoiler: Out of his/her ass.

I’ve read the police report twice and still can’t understand why this is anything. He wasn’t even the one breaking the law. It’s crazy.

“by the complainants own volition, she stood in the doorway of Antonio Brown’s home refusing to let him close his own door.”

As you get older and become an adult, you’ll realize that adults (at least most of them) don’t know “jack shit about life.” But some know about specific issues (just like some kids do as well). Of course, most think they know about specific issues and really don’t. See: ALMOST THE ENTIRE INTERNET

“A jury decided that Paul is entitled to more than $580,000 in damages.”

Terrible franchise don’t stop being terrible. See Bengals, Redskins, Knicks, etc. They are terrible because of their ownership.

HBK sell (also the Rock stunner sell).

Around 1900 she wouldn’t have been considered white, but now Italians are considered white (or at least orange).

I’m pretty sure Italians are now considered white. 

Those lines are imaginary when they also determine state and city taxes (neither of which are as progressive as federal income taxes).

Is the joke that Baby Boomers are worthless and only become tough on the Internet? Because that seems like the joke you are trying to make.

If you lose a fight that you start, are you a victim?

It’s 2019. If you and a friend try to punch a person (male or female), you may get beat up in response. You can’t have it both ways.

Sonny Bono was under almost certainly under the influence when he died. As was Michael Kennedy.

Yakitori is delicious. Maybe she can get a sponsorship deal out of this.

That’s gang rapist Random Task to you!

Which part? Warren is one of the five most influential scholars on commercial law over the last 15 years.

One of the ten most famous in the world. 

Other States’ athletic commissions will honor the NSAC suspension. Other countries may not, but the UFC would, making that moot (as both fighters are under exclusive contract to the UFC).

He’s an Olympic-level wrestler. It makes no sense.