That butthole just got poopier all of the sudden.

What a satisfying and unexpected ass whooping that was! But I only got convinced they were gonna win when Janis got that last touchdown, the ghost of NFC CG's past just kept haunting me with all the different ways McCarthy could screw it up. Once again, there where lots of dirty hits and uncalled DPI's, it's insane.…

This guy won the Critics' Choice Awards for Best Talk Show. John Oliver and Sam Bee were nominated and lost to this. 2016 really went all the way down to the bottom of the barrel.

On the one hand, it's easy to lose control of a locker room when a player is starting to take the team hostage. But going back to last year and the Kam Chancellor situation, the Seahawks quickly sucked it up after losing two games without him, realizing it's the sum of all parts that matter. Patriots still have two…

David Friedman?

Sending Collins to the Browns was the harshest thing he has ever done. I get that you don't want to pay him what he's asking, but damn.

Just like Pop, I'm not a fan of sideline interviews between quarters since, like any other sports' interviews, no one's gonna say something we haven't heard so many times that even the casual spectator could run with it if he was suddenly turned into a pro athlete, but those types of interviews are even more…

What about S-S-S-Santa?

Priapism?

Phrasing!

They should have gotten James Adomian.

Lock your underage daughters!

Dan Deacon gave us probably the best musical episode ever of improv4humans.

Clay and Peppers are our oldest guys on the defensive side, right? And the latter is having an underwhelming season (age has caught up with him?), so you're 100% right, we need Clay more than ever. As long as he keeps making some plays, of course, because if he just turns into a locker room token we're screwed. Hey…

Don't know what made me angrier on that drive. The "DPI" on Shields, Tate's uncalled OPI on the Hail Mary, or the touchdown call - I'll defend to death that Jennings had both hands on the ball way before Tate got his hand in.

I have no problem with him calling all the BS since the NFL is turning into a joke, and he's very charitable off the field, so he's not a bad person per se. But while playing he is always ranting, trashtalking and throwing tantrums, even against his own teammates. It's absurd the amount of judgment OBJ gets (even from…

I for sure hate them. Not only because they have been better than us for 4 years now, but also because Carroll and Sherman are just insufferable pricks. And it doesn't make sense how they were able to pull so many great years without good receivers. The 49ers' front office really screwed it up, they were building…

Everything about this season is frustrating. No running game, cb's getting injured one after another (and we don't have a lot of quality in that position to begin with), Rodgers doesn't have a single game with 400+y and only 4 above 300y even with an average of 40 attempts a game, and the defense is so inconsistent…

Winning against Bears and Giants might just do it, since I don't believe Vikings and Packers have it in them to go immaculate the rest of the way (especially since they still have to play each other). And as a Packer fan I have to say congratulations, you guys deserve it after all these years (23, right?) and an 0-16.

I'll assume that's a scene from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.