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I used to like Gwen too, but watching The Voice has made me painfully aware that she is (or presents herself at least) as extremely shallow and vapid and arrogant, and mannnnn she cannot sing AT ALL. Like it is extremely rough. She is still gorg though and is a freak of nature who doesn’t age

That read even better without 3/4 of the commas. “Becoming a grandparent at 30 when your husband bathes.”

In what other instance is the cause of a bunch of complete and utter racist losers celebrated so much?

Bless your heart.

Hear me out: you don’t need to time travel to find people like that.

How hard is it to google the history of Hawaii

This is the speech pattern that grandpa has right before you have the uncomfortable conversation where you tell him he can’t live by himself anymore.

If this (barely) sentient cum rag understands that there are repercussions from his actions then we are in worse trouble than ever imagined.

If I worked for Fox and found myself alone in a room with Ailes I would end up throwing up on all of the furniture, the carpet, and the baseboards. Then hopefully my chances of being harassed would be minimized. Or maybe it would make no difference at all.

If women refused to work for every corporation that had a reputation for having management that sexually harassed employees, our economy would be on par with that of Haiti.

The macho posturing wastes everyone’s time.

 Like there aren’t bigots of color and progressives who shut their eyes when it’s someone else being bothered with the problem (BernieBro, by any chance?).

Nope, don’t care, and would appreciate less coverage (or none, if possible).

If the Trump family keeps this nonsense up, they just might get put on double secret probation.

Trump calling Erdogan to congratulate him is absolutely sickening. Not surprising at all, but still sickening.

I heard his single and had to look up who it was; I was really impressed. Very strong “John and Paul” vibes, but without the pretentious self-consciousness of most Beatles mimics (looking at you, Oasis).

I love him with my whole heart.

It’s always the immigrant who shows Trump how to act like an American

I wish women like her would take their own advice; shut up and go make me a sandwich. Preferably with extra mayo, cause this feminist needs those extra calories to deal with shit like this.

I guess he feels like since he’s had to pay out of pocket for so many abortions, other people should have to do the same.