God prefers that you don’t ignore someone’s reputation as a violent killer of young women and choose to shack up with them despite this data. Also, it helps to choose someone who isn’t an unemployable pariah. Just sayin.

They make little cute one’s now that don’t make you look like a sex-starved lobster diver.

She did sound very congested in her last appearances. Deviated septum? You really can die in your sleep if you can’t breathe, especially if you’re taking any meds that slow down respiration.

I’m sure that when Ms. Patton invoiced Trump for her upscale wedding planning services the Trump’s told her to eat it. After suing them for screwing her over they settled on a cabinet post in lieu of payment.

When are people like you going to get a clue and realize that Bannon Trump has a keen sixth sense and has the ability to see things in people that mere mortals cannot? Outside the box, people!

The hardest thing about having sex with Dennis Rodman is the damage to your IQ and the rapid onset of a whole host of liver diseases and a compromised immune system.

I am so not buying that Guy Richie succumbed to a demand for circumcision. A. He’s a wanker B. You don’t adapt to getting your dick sliced as an adult. The sensitivity would be through the roof. No way. Also worth mentioning that Richie has a famously low bullshit threshold and he gave in to very few of Madge’s…

White Hollywood Trash Issues.

If I was friends with Meryl I too would be waiting for her to call because I would assume she is always working on some character development and wouldn’t want to listen to me talk about my sugar addiction and disdain for Jared.

I was hoping you would say that! You had me at Faircloth.

It’s hard to imagine that N Korean prison policy includes allowing starvation, torture, and the right for prisoners to hold their own controlled substances.

No.

Yeah, no. That same “disinfectant” logic turned out to be nectar for the imbecile Trump fanbase. Now look where we are.

Do we know what condition he is in? Horrible. I hope Smart Cookie aims a missile right at Trump’s motherfucking wig.

Sorry. You’re right, Dina.

NO! Sell the Chess King on Etsy. You’ll be rich!

Nobody has ever been accused of being a snob for shopping at TJ Maxx. Really.

This is one of the reasons I find traveling so depressing. This age of comfort before everything, which usually translates to people having no problem leaving the house in the same thing they would sleep in. Come on, now. Nobody ever feels better when they look shitty. And the people that have to look at you don’t…

I wouldn’t call commenting on Lindsay’s public behavior and history of brazen disregard for laws and rules and the disparity between the standards that non-celebrities are held to, as opposed to famous, white starlets as “treatment”. She’s thirsty and uneducated. And her fake “Greek” accent is embarrassing. There.

Except Amanda Bynes had a more sympathetic pathology. Lindsay suffers from thirst and lack of a GED. Different.