I just realized the Death Wish is what Trump and his followers fantasize about

You’re such a Manly Man. I hope I get to be like you when I grow up

Bobcat Goldwaith’s God Bless America had that premise, but it was not satire

Wasn’t she a criminal!

I always refer to gun ownership as a hobby. One that apparently needs to be defended over the bodies of dead children. (Is “bodies of dean children redundant?”)

Yes

Advanced defensive stats are witchcraft. Anybody who would consider Cutch to be the worst defensive player in the majors is crazy. He isn’t even the worst defensive player in his team!