Why, so the oppressive penis can rear it's ugly head?

The only ones guilty of devaluing female discourse are the dopey bookstore people.

I guess this means she didn't like the sketch I pitched her about the receptionist who answers calls by farting into the phone. *Sob*

All it needs is Leslie Jones cast as the hooker with a heart of gold to make it truly awful.

Why do I suddenly have the urge to call Sean Hannity?

If the death ray had melted comic book guy, nobody would complain.

Sounds like what you'd get when you let some retarded 12 year-olds into a recording studio.

Her acting background is in theater and it shows. She really made this season as far as I'm concerned. And I'll bet she had a ball doing it.

Skittles and politics don't mix.

Yes I am. Unlike the US, on Wrongiak we enforce laws and craft policies that benefit our citizens.

How dare he propose enforcing immigration laws and properly vetting Muslim refugees!

Wasn't there a porn version of the Spice Girls? Baby Clit? Spicy Anal?

"Hillary will give her big speech tonight, but still won't release all her e-mails. SAD!"

Lena Dunham to the rescue!

Julian Assange, the person who is actually responsible for the leaked e-mails, has said, "Democratic Party officials were using the specter of Russian involvement to distract from the content of the emails."

Must… chew… gum.

Puppies and donuts. My two favorite things! Thanks, amazon.

The best part is when he looked at Chewbacca and said, "Laugh it up, fuzzball."

Considering Trump is polling ahead of Hillary after all the dumb things he's said and done I think your party will be the butt-sore ones come November.

You're not paying attention.