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Also known as 'white noise.'

"Bitch had it coming," is trending number one.

More sand snakes!

Yes, if you mean he is a carbon-based biped.

Wait, Ted Cruz is gay?

"Close to the Edge" by Yes at the end of Predator would be a very bold choice.

The best coke still comes from Peru.

Not one state gets Why do farts smell?? Oh, come on.

Even his exchanges with Batiste are stiff. It's as if the producers wanted to create a bromance between the two that Colbert has to work hard to sell to the audience. Makes me long for the dismissive way Dave Letterman would usually treat Paul Shaffer.

The dragons should take care of the white walkers, don't you think?

At least Lorne doesn't have #SNLsowhite hanging over his head.

He has a lot of fans, which tells me we are living in an idiocracy .

This has got to be the worst season for musical guests in 40 years.

Dateline 2025 - Saturday Night Live with Kenan Thompson was cancelled today by NBC. Comedy Central is in talks with Lorne Michaels to pick the show up.

If by "the same," you mean "an unfunny version of, " then I totally agree.

Tried to read Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me, but it wasn't my bag.

Glad to see this weak season is winding down. I say we nuke SNL from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Everybody pulled their weight
Gee the old LaSalle ran great
Those were the daaaays.

The soundtrack for this episode should have included John Entwistle's Smash Your Head Against the Wall.