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Sergeant Sphincter
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Their first few albums with the original lineup were pretty good. But overall I'd prefer them to NWA. Hell, I'd prefer The Starlight Vocal band to NWA.

Post Arsenio apocalyptic wasteland, if you want to call it what it really is.

Sending some Jewish comedians to make fun of ISIS isn't a well thought out plan. I suggest Louis CK. His self-deprecating humor would help make them see the error of their ways.

I'm a grandpa and I listen to Yes. Just look at those guys - Steve Howe is a dead ringer for the Crypt Keeper.

Chicago Transit Authority blew my head off when it first came out. There was nothing else like it. Then their music slowly declined with each successive album until it became vanilla slush.

The sad part is I think he was always kind of upset that they didn't make it in, especially after Floyd and Genesis made it.

"I can also show if you and you may-y-y … follo-o-o-o-ow."

The picture of the guitar smashed into the TV will end up being the cover the Nasty Bits LP. That is all.

I'm hoping the sequel will be Tom Cruise's character convincing Emily Blunt's character that they fell in love in another timeline and then show them having sex for 2 hours.

"Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?"

OK, now what about the cool gun?

God died and went to hell for being a negligent supreme being. Deal with it.

The day that Tay tweets, "You make me wet," in reply to one of my tweets I'll start paying attention to her.

My Ding A Ling, probably.

Yo de do de yo de do de bump bum bum!

If Christ rose from the dead then he didn't really die for your sins, did he? What a gyp!

Look you can be a Muslim apologist all you want, but you can't stop the wave of hatred that's been forming toward them and will crest in the not too near future. It's been building up for decades.

Recently?

Not yet, anyway. Isis just developed mustard gas. Just sayin'.

Yes, but Christians don't form groups vowing to kill innocent people. Many Muslims, unfortunately, have vowed to kill all infidels and it must be dealt with before something really bad happens.